"21","Jokes"
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before." 
"A fool and his money are soon partying."
"Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow."
"How come there is never enough time to do the job right, but always enough time to do it over?"
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments."
"Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route."
"Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back."
"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."
"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good."
"How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?"
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."
"What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?"
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."
"The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have."