From:         "Terry D. Mathias" <GE0515@SIUCVMB.BITNET>
Subject:      Why God Never Received Tenure at a University!
 
"1.  Because He had only one major publication.
 2.  And it was in Hebrew.
 3.  And it had no references.
 4.  And it wasn't published in a refereed journal.
 5.  And some even doubt He wrote it himself.
 6.  It may be true that He created the world, but what has He
     published or done since?
 7.  His ccoperative efforts have been quite limited.
 8.  The scientific community has had a rough time trying to
     repeat His results."
 
Recorded verbatim from an unknown source (somebody left it on
my desk this morning) . . . provided for entertainment purposes
only . . . not intended to slight anyone or anything . . . if
this violates the separation of church and state  or your sense
of political correctness, please don't read it or pass it on.